4th Grade Math Genius Calculates High Probability of Getting Beat Up

The title says it all. I almost couldn’t stop laughing and crying at the same time.

“First, I computed my annoyance ratio to determine the probability that each student would want to beat me up,” said Mosley. “Then I gauged that against the Beatings to Hand Raises Theory along with past historical data from my previous physical assaults.”

“The probability of me remaining this smart, let alone becoming slightly smarter, is very high,” said Mosley. “Given that, getting beat up within the month is an expected result. Furthermore, when taking into account my small stature proportional to the most likely inflictors of given beating, I’m estimating a 30 percent chance of a broken bone.”

Hat tip to The Giant Napkin.

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One response to “4th Grade Math Genius Calculates High Probability of Getting Beat Up

  1. Puddock

    This can’t be for real?!

    Poor little kid – you just want to give him a big hug and lower his IQ a few notches for his own sake.

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